Dashboard Jesus

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Let divinity guide your path...even on toll roads. This super spiritual spring-loaded Jesus will park himself just about anywhere you need him. We like to place our Dashboard Jesus' on our computer monitors to ensure that daily tasks are miraculously effortless. He loves bumpy rides just as much as smooth because we all know life has its rough times and deep potholes. Place him on your cat's litterbox to ensure that your kittens have nice, easy, and unscented "poopies". He's even a great desk mate for hard tests and pop quizzes.

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