So your heard a thump under your car while driving on that ill-lit road last night. Well, I'd be scared to check it out too because it's most likely an angry opossum or misguided rabbit. Yikes, either way the last thing you're feeling is hungry. Let's change that up and tide those tears with these scrumptious Roadkill Gummies! They may look like the mess on the road but they taste good and are cute to play with. You can try to decipher which animal is which but it'll be harder than interpreting a Jackson Pollock painting... and more sadistic. These are a pretty sick Candy but that is kinda our specialty.
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