Pocket Disgusting Sounds Machine

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A DRY HEAVE is not something you hear every day. In fact, months can go by before you're treated to the distinctive sound of a person trying unsuccessfully to puke. Well, thanks to this ingenious invention, you can now listen to a Dry Heave whenever you want. In fact, you can also listen to a burp, a loogie snort, and a couple of charming farts. Oh, as an added bonus, you also get the sound of successful vomiting -- It is so authentic, you can actually hear the sound of the vomit splashing against the linoleum tiles. If you can tolerate it, we invite you to sample this wonderful gadget. But be careful -- if you throw up on your keyboard, we're NOT gonna help you clean it up.

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