A Brown Chicken, Brown Cow Christmas! (Banned Chil

A Naughty Holiday Parody for Adults Looking for a Christmas book that isn’t just for the kids? Get ready to unwrap the most hilarious holiday parody o

A Naughty Holiday Parody for Adults Looking for a Christmas book that isn’t just for the kids? Get ready to unwrap the most hilarious holiday parody of the season! When Santa sneaks into a quiet barn on Christmas Eve, he expects to drop off a few gifts and move along. But what he finds inside makes his belly shake for more reasons than one! With a festive brown chicken, a cheerful brown cow, some sneaky elves, and even Mrs. Claus calling from the snowy lane, this playful parody turns Christmas night into a barn-stomping, laugh-out-loud adventure. ? Why adults love this book: Laughs for Grown-Ups – A cheeky parody of a classic kids’ style story, but with a wink and plenty of adult humor. Perfect Party Gift – Great for white elephant, Secret Santa, or anyone with a naughty sense of humor. Festive & Fun – A lighthearted way to bring some mischief and laughter to the holidays. Unique Conversation Starter – Guaranteed to get your friends saying “Brown Chicken, Brown Cow!” all season long. If you love humorous adult parody books, cheeky holiday stories, and barnyard silliness with a festive twist, this book belongs in your stocking. ?????? Make your holidays extra jolly—grab your copy of A Brown Chicken, Brown Cow Christmas! today and give the gift of laughter!

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